Thespis Journal Exclusive Essay: On A Clear Day You Can See Forever

The mainstream liberal media is an absolute, absurd, and self flagellating feeding frenzy. These drive-by media types have decided that the “Worst October Surprise Ever” is worth stoking beyond its’ capabilities as a political nuclear bomb. Never mind that the only fuel for the fire is gossip from young adults-not teenagers who interacted with Mark Foley on some level or another each coming forward for their fifteen minutes of fame. These former pages are treated as infallible sources of virtue and immediately become darlings of the media who shine their tabloid spotlight on each one without regard for the truthfulness or veracity of their stories.   

The drive-by media will never trouble themselves to correct the many inaccuracies in this story. The important thing is to create the appearance of a republican indignity and bring down the republican house. Maybe Hugo Chavez was on to something: the stench of democrat hypocrisy has left indecorous sulfur hanging over the entire drive-by media and the intellectually bankrupt candidates of the liberal party.  

Tim Russert just said on the Sunday Today Show that there is nothing more important than the Foley scandal. Tim is out every morning doing his little political hit pieces attempting, outrageously, to tar the entire Republican Party with Mark Foley’s problems. Tim Russert will stoop to any level. 

It is disquieting to watch the same mass media that defended Bill Clinton’s numerous indiscretions and lies devote their full attention to bringing down an entire party with unproven accusations, insinuation, and ferocious invective. The artificial bubble of hate manufactured by this synthetic media will never fool common sense conservative voters. The whacky orbit of their alternative universe has these liberals convinced that they are the axis on which this election spins.   The liberal media and their buddies in the democrat party warrant comparisons to the three witches in Macbeth. As they over play their hand, report their politically charged, agenda driven polls as “news,” and egregiously pile on, the liberals risk over reaching their hand. Like their counterparts, the weird sisters, the democrats seem to be saying, “Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air.” 

Like the weird sisters, these masters of the conspiracy theory have produced their own vaporous liberal miasma. They fantasize about Speaker Pelosi, and pray for thunder claps; hurricanes, and political typhoons. In the stampede to confirm an election victory for the democrats, the liberal media assumes that all conservative voters are idiots and will easily shutter from their views and stay home on Election Day.  Perhaps the results of Election Day will burn off this fictitious fog and remind conservative voters and the media that “On A Clear Day, You can see Forever.”  

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